Saturday, March 11, 2006

Shocked, I Tell You

What's more shocking, that former Bush administration domestic policy adviser Claude Allen was so hard up for money after working for the White House that he felt it necessary to make phony refunds at department stores (totaling some $5,000) or that there are black Republicans? I can't decide!

"When I heard the story last night, I was shocked, and my first reaction was one of disappointment, deep disappointment -- if it's true -- that we were not fully informed," President Bush said. "Shortly thereafter, I felt really sad for the Allen family." An aide reportedly told the president after the statement that the entire Allen family is, in fact, also black.